things said

...this week by people aged four and under living in my home -

"you smell like uncooked chicken, momma."

"you smell like grandma's deodorant, momma."

"you smell like momma, momma."

"grab that creature!"

"ah-ha-ha-ha-ha, i pee-peed on your feet."

"i forked it, it went down my throat, into my belly, and i pooped it out."

"you made all of my dreams come true!"

"i snatched it."

"did you toot? oh, no. that was me."

"nacho, nacho bear. i wanna be a nacho bear."

"i died you."

"when will it snow?"